Randomocity

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

robots-and-electric-sheep:

whitmerule:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

And you never know who’s a creep just waiting to turn you into a sex object, not bother to learn a thing about you as a person, and just label you either ‘slut’ or ‘bitch’.
… Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean YOU of course. You must be a Nice Guy. I can tell by the way you decided a woman you don’t know is a bitch based on the fact that her experience has led her to default to ‘hell no get away from me’ when a random guy she doesn’t know pushes into her space to offer her something she doesn’t want in the obvious hope of being repaid with Good Guy Points (i. e., sex).

jfc guys 

you all do realize that the girl he’s supposed to be on a date with? that bucky set them up and they were supposed to be on a double date? and she was acting like that because steve wasnt all hunky or hot or ‘worthy of her’?

did you guys even watch this fucking movie?

steve wasnt some random dude offering her some popcorn on some creepy shit (and if he was her reaction would have been completely justified), he was her date and he was trying to be nice. and its not like she went “no thanks man”  or something like that.she just sneered and looked away. while ignoring him the entire time because of how he looked. see how he’s just shoved behind them like that? yea, she clearly is ignoring him.

so yea, it was VERY fucking rude of her.

jfc. wtf is up with the fucking people on this website